Myself happy, sad, content, drunk, laughing, running, jumping, sleeping, eating, drinking or just standing there looking in the mirror.
I gave away my privacy by telling everyone I know – and even people I’ve never met and perhaps never will – what I do every hour by the hour, where I’ve been, what I’ve eaten, who I met, who I talked to, who and what I like and who and what I don’t.
Now, I, Facebook user, want to entertain the illusion that I still have a shred of privacy left – not sure what exactly, maybe the color of my panties, of no, wait, I’ve done that already – by posting a legally looking status strongly stating with no equivocal words that the violation of my privacy is punishable by law.
I, Facebook user, solemnly declare that I’m a very strange creature indeed."
Cut and paste to your Facebook wall if you too are a strange delusional creature.
© Claude El Khal, 2015