Lebanon’s long-awaited hero

Many Lebanese often explain their bewildering lethargy towards the never-ending deliquescence of the country by the “lack of leadership”.

What can we do without a leader, they ask, who would listen to us? We want a real leader, they say, someone strong and honest, fearless and incorruptible, someone powerful enough to put away the bad guys and bring justice throughout the land.

In other words, they want a superhero.

So be it. Because I never shy away from my patriotic duty, I went searching for this long-awaited hero.

And finally, I found the ideal candidate. He doesn’t only fit the profile but he’s also a perfect match with the current state of the country: the Human-Fly, the superhero we deserve.