My Beirut Chronicles

Lebanon and Israel have been at war for decades. But for the past seventeen years, Lebanon has been winning. At great cost, of course, but winning nonetheless. We can’t thank politicians for this achievement. If they were in charge of battle, we would have lost every single time. The recent Wonder Woman ban is another proof of their total lack of understanding of war tactics.

Gal Gadot est israélienne. Elle incarne Wonder Woman sur grand écran. Le film va bientôt sortir au Liban. L’invasion sioniste de nos salles de cinéma va commencer. Il faut résister et interdire cette infamie. Ainsi en a décidé le ministre libanais de l’Économie et du Commerce.